my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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