this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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