is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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