you will always have a special place in my vag
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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