bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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