im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
How's work?
Spinning.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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