We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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