If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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