The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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