Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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