Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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