He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He has the fingertips of a God
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