Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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