There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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