ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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