Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
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