Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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