What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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