you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
pop tarts are not kleenex
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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