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Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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