Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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