I can't watch pbs sober anymore
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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