Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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