He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
