We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Blow job season was short but glorious.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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