O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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