This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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