Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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