I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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