I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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