the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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