worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
