I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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