if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
My penis needs a shock collar
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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