You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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