Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
