Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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