I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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