Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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