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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM

  (616): View more from Michigan

  Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  wait... oh

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• (407): View more from Florida

  i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.

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• (619): View more from California

  It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.

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• (530): View more from California

  Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going

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• (607): View more from New York

  I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators

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  Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.

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