if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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