I need help removing her.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
we're making bets on your personal life
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
Randomize
