omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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