Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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