Do vagina's smell?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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