Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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