I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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