so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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