It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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