Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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